Death Race 2000: What?!

You must be kidding... I'm so far above this. *sigh* What are you doing to me? It's 4 IN THE MORNING.

Any movie where the scenery has been painted on, the city scapes are completely contrived (since when does New York look exactly like Arizona?), and the prevalence of boobies make for a good movie past the age of say, 12? (For a boy, that is.) There's nearly a nude cat-fight for the love of PETE! Since when do bodybuilders massage naked women after a "grueling race" that consists of sitting in the passenger's seat looking fetching in a helmet bedecked with pasted on flowers and lace? If you'll recall my question when we got to that part, you'll agree. I think my exact words were: *Gasp!* "Is this a porno?!"

And most of the "car chases and stunts" were done with REMOTE CONTROL MINIATURES!!! COME ON!!!! You're selling a bill of goods to the American public by supporting this tripe.

Predated Star Wars and the emergence of France as an evil empire, maybe. But a CRAP movie (that was rejected by television and apparently went straight to the "adult" drive-in circuit), nonetheless.