The Passion of the Pissed

Drunk, that is, in Aussie slang.

Cap'n Ed has the definitive account of Mad Max' roadside antics.

What the media isn't reporting is the full devastation of Mel Gibson's "Road Warrior" reign of terror. MoltenThought has obtained this exclusive transcript of the arrest of an icon:

OFFICER: What happened here?

MG: Wha's that, ossifer?

OFFICER: What happened?

MG: I just got some bitchin' air offa those screamin' speedbumps you've got out here when boom! the steering wheel made Jiffy Pop. Want some?

OFFICER: Please blow into this.

MG: You want me to play kazoo? Well, okay---here's some CCR.....

OFFICER: Please step outside the car.

MG: Waitasecond---I'm late for a Congresshional vote....

Mr. Gibson then went on to make several anti-Semitic comments, which simply isn't allowed unless you happen to be a Democratic presidential candidate.