Update To The Update

So I'm thinking... solar power is the wave of the future, right? That's what Bush keeps saying anyway. (Which reminds me, I haven't seen him granting gravitas to any knitted cardigans yet. But it is still summer. Maybe that's the hot trend for Fall? I'll keep an eye peeled.) Anyway...

I refuse to allow the Devil in the Backyard to beat me. I know he's back there, arms all folded, kicked up and relaxin', filing his nails, thinking, "I've killed 3 goldfish, knocked out the fountain feature, shorted the circuit to the sprinklers and caused a major mental meltdown. *dark chuckle* Let's see what Lawn Princess is made of now."

*cracking knuckles* A'ight, Devil. How aboooooout THIS!

















BOOYOW! Uh-huh. Thaaaat's right, baby. I got the solar power goin' ON! And if you feel like grillin' up the rest-a-my fish? HA!
















I'll just top this puppy on a resin pedestal in the slam middle of your little sulphur pool and set the water to workin'. Tho' some lily pads in there and I got me a Water Feature that don't even require the shadow of your presence, bee-atch.

And it even comes in assorted colors.


















I think I'll take this one.

I even got solar lights, crackerjacker.

















Ohhhh, no. Don't be frontin' on Lawn Princess, Devil. I'll jack you UP, SUCKA'!