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12.07.2006

MoltenThought's Dream Iraq Study Group Team

Seeing the clowns who comprised the Fatuous Baker Boys, we here at MoltenThought realized we could have picked a more intelligent and effective Iraq Study Group.

Here are our selections:

1. Charo
2. Jared from Subway
3. Elmo
4. Saddam Hussein
5. Napoleon Dynamite
6. Danny Bonaduce
7. Brian Austin Green
8. Alicia Silverstone
9. Bootsy Collins
10. Kofi Annan

Well, Kofi would have to be a nonvoting member since he'd lower the group's collective wisdom considerably, not to mention ripping off the coffee fund to buy Kojo another Mercedes.

At least 90% of this crew would laugh at the notion of talking to the Iranians and Syrians.

3 Comments:

Blogger Missy said...

Oh man! You're killing me!

Elmo?! Ha!

This post brought to you by the letter I for Iraq and the number 3 for the competing sectarian factions.

9:17 AM  
Blogger Vigilis said...

Teflon, you are probably correct. I see no pattern here, do you:

Members of the Iraq Study Group:

Republicans
University of Texas School of Law '57
University of Wyoming Law School '58
Stanford Law School '52
University of California-Berkeley '58

Democrats
Howard University Law School '60
Santa Clara University Law School '63
University of Virginia Law school '73
Indiana University law school '58
Others
Yugoslavia Ambassador for Jimmy Carter (D)
Secretary of Defense under Bill Clinton (D)

Compiled by Vigilisa
http://vigilisa.blogspot.com/

2:11 PM  
Blogger Teflon said...

Vig-

Right on---when you want something actually done, you call a soldier, not a lawyer. Lawyers are who you call when you want nothing done.

Missy-

Good one!

7:03 PM  

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