MoltenThought's Dream Iraq Study Group Team

Seeing the clowns who comprised the Fatuous Baker Boys, we here at MoltenThought realized we could have picked a more intelligent and effective Iraq Study Group.

Here are our selections:

1. Charo
2. Jared from Subway
3. Elmo
4. Saddam Hussein
5. Napoleon Dynamite
6. Danny Bonaduce
7. Brian Austin Green
8. Alicia Silverstone
9. Bootsy Collins
10. Kofi Annan

Well, Kofi would have to be a nonvoting member since he'd lower the group's collective wisdom considerably, not to mention ripping off the coffee fund to buy Kojo another Mercedes.

At least 90% of this crew would laugh at the notion of talking to the Iranians and Syrians.