My (Shorter) List of Movies I Haven't Seen

CITY LIGHTS (1931)- No interest.
WUTHERING HEIGHTS (1939) - Wasn't suffering through the book sufficient punishment?
MOONSTRUCK (1987) - When Hollywood tries ethnic comedy, count me out.
GHOST (1990) - I avoid girlie movies of the 2nd half of the 20th Century.
NOW, VOYAGER (1942) - Was this a car commercial?
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY... (1989) - See "Ghost".
THE LADY EVE (1941) - Never heard of it.
THE SHOP AROUND THE CORNER (1940) - Couldn't care less.
SWING TIME (1936) - Have it, haven't watched it yet.
CAMILLE (1937) - Who?
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST (1991) - See "When Harry Met Sally".
GIGI (1958) - Love the poster, have yet to see the movie.
RANDOM HARVEST (1942) - Is this socialist realism or something?
TITANIC (1997) - See "Beauty and the Beast".
AN AMERICAN IN PARIS (1951) - I prefer "An American Werewolf in London."
NINOTCHKA (1939) - What?
FUNNY GIRL (1968) - I cannot stand Barbra Streisand. Who thought she was a leading lady, anyway?
A STAR IS BORN (1954) - I suppose this is what people watched before reality TV.
SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE (1993) - See "Titanic".
LAST TANGO IN PARIS (1972) - I don't want to watch Marlon Brando screw.
BRINGING UP BABY (1938) - Was this a Bonzo movie?
THE ENGLISH PATIENT (1996) - See 'Sleepless in Seattle".
TWO FOR THE ROAD (1967) - Loathe road movies.
GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER (1967) - You mean the charming black man? I'll skip the racist comedy, thanks.
PICNIC (1955) - I'd go see it if it was titled "Knicknack" and featured a butcher-turned-private eye.
SUNRISE (1927) - No clue.
MARTY (1955) - Feldman?
MANHATTAN (1979) - I hate Woody Allen movies. Was this one of his?
WHAT'S UP, DOC? (1972) - Was this a token cartoon?
SENSE AND SENSIBILITY (1995) - See "The English Patient".
WAY DOWN EAST (1920) - No earthly notion.
WOMAN OF THE YEAR (1942) - Unless it was Bette Davis or Betty Bacall, who cares?
THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT (1995) - God, I hate liberal wish fulfillment movies.
THE AWFUL TRUTH (1937) - Wasn't this a journalism pic? Who cares?
JEZEBEL (1939) - Preferred the adult cinema version on Skinemax.
THE SHEIK (1921) - Valentino cried, then died.
MOROCCO (1930) - I did see Scirocco. Bogie flick. Good.
LOVE IS A MANY-SPLENDORED THING (1955) - Doris Day?
THE BRIDGES OF MADISON COUNTY (1995) - See "Sense and Sensibility".
WORKING GIRL (1988) - Never heard of it.
DIRTY DANCING (1987) - I put Baby in the corner, and she'll stay there if she knows what's good for her.
BAREFOOT IN THE PARK (1967)- The sequel was "Turds Between My Toes".
PILLOW TALK (1959) - Nope, does nothing for me.

God, AFI picked some wimpy movies, didn't they?