McCain's Closet Amnesty Reform

Shhh...don't tell the gringos.....

Hope there's enough open-borders Hispanics who can legally vote to make up for all the conservative American citizens who won't be voting McCain.

I received a fundraising appeal for McCain complete with a loyalty oath yesterday. I returned it promptly with no donation but the following note attached:

"I am a conservative.

Since McCain has no need of conservative support, you must have sent this to the wrong address.

Please send this to a "moderate" instead."