The Surest Sign You're Not A Real Conservative

Well, aside from considering a job offer from The New York Times, that is:

Being far more interested in investigating Joe the Plumber than Bill the Bomber.

I've been a conservative all my life, and have subscribed to National Review & The American Spectator and listened to conservative talk radio since 1992.

I had never heard of David Brooks until he assumed the "token conservative" gig at The New York Times.