The Last Refuge of a Pedophile

Michael Jackson, like all innocent men, flees the country:

Jacko Heading to Europe

Will Michael Jackson make an appearance at Bob Geldof 's Live 8 concert in London?

No one knows for sure — but Jackson, as this column predicted last month, is getting ready to head to Europe.

According to sources, the trip could come in the next week.

This much is known right now: Jackson is not staying at his Neverland ranch. He's been shuttling back and forth between the ranch and the close-by Santa Ynez Inn, a restored Victorian hotel with — for Jackson — reasonable rates of around $400 a night.

Perhaps that's where the Real Fondler is.