Making Elmo An Offer He Can't Refuse

George Neumayr's must-read column on defunding PBS begins with the finest paragraph I've read this year:

Hell hath no fury like a PBS liberal scorned. I knew that by entering the coliseum of elite liberalism a toxic tidal wave of hate mail would be released upon me, and that it would only confirm my point that PBS is the privileged playhouse of a liberal nomenklatura that will claw any conservative who dares touch or even question it. How quickly the high-brow mask of PBS partisans drops to reveal the rancid face of liberal fascism.

How can you not read on, Gentle Reader?

I can't wait to see the response from the angry liberals outraged by being called "fascists" (they likely still aspire to the nomenklatura).

For the record, liberals aren't fascists, nor even particularly fascistic. Fascists made trains run on time, whereas the Lefties have made a total hash of Amtrak.