Evolutionary Faith

Frankly Speaking has the best summation I've seen of the theological precepts of Evolution:

So modern scientific theory goes something like this:
1. First, there was nothing
2. Then, it exploded
3. Somehow, we got the earth … with water and an atmosphere
4. Then rocks came to life, presumably as a single cell
5. That single cell found a way to eat, breathe and reproduce (on the 1st try)
6. Then there were giant lizards
7. They grew hair and opposable thumbs
8. And became us

Sounds like Darwin of the Gaps to me.