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9.05.2005

Bloglossary: Aqua Net Martyrs' Brigade

Aqua Net Martyrs' Brigade pr.n.

1. Elite paramedia unit under the command of the Hair Helmet Hamas.

2. Consists of those media insurgents who brave mussed hair and near misses with flying plywood during hurricanes and other natural disasters in order to better criticize Republican federal disaster relief efforts (as opposed to Democrat state and local government corruption and incompetence).

"Geraldo Rivera, Suicide Talker 29 of the Aqua Net Martyr's Brigade, called once again for the Bush Administration to make the flood waters recede while using a screaming infant he dragged away from her mother as a human shield."

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