You! Out of the Gene Pool!

Oh Lord, why... Whyyyy?!

NEW YORK — TomKat will soon be welcoming a little TomKat into their lives, according to People.com.

Actors Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, who were engaged in June after a mind-spinningly fast romance, are expecting a baby, the Web site for the celebrity magazine reported Wednesday.

"Tom and Katie are very excited, and the entire family is very excited," Cruise spokeswoman Lee Anne DeVette told People exclusively.

DeVette, who is also Cruise's sister, declined to offer details about the sex of the baby or how far into the pregnancy Holmes is, according to People. She did tell the magazine that the 26-year-old star "has never felt better."

And did this involve some sort of candlelit altar, hallucinogenics and a turkey baster? Please say no.