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10.06.2005

You! Out of the Gene Pool!

Oh Lord, why... Whyyyy?!

NEW YORK — TomKat will soon be welcoming a little TomKat into their lives, according to People.com.

Actors Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, who were engaged in June after a mind-spinningly fast romance, are expecting a baby, the Web site for the celebrity magazine reported Wednesday.

"Tom and Katie are very excited, and the entire family is very excited," Cruise spokeswoman Lee Anne DeVette told People exclusively.

DeVette, who is also Cruise's sister, declined to offer details about the sex of the baby or how far into the pregnancy Holmes is, according to People. She did tell the magazine that the 26-year-old star "has never felt better."


And did this involve some sort of candlelit altar, hallucinogenics and a turkey baster? Please say no.

2 Comments:

Blogger worshipnaked said...

Oh, I'm so happy for them. I can't think of two more stable, less insane people better suited to become parents!

And, no, WG. No hallucinogenics would've been involved -- Tom doesn't believe in that, remember?

I'm sure they just held hands, jumped up and down on a couch, and prayed to L. Ron Hubbard.

I hope poor, stupid Katie takes her "vitamins"; Tom won't let her take anything ELSE.

2:58 PM  
Blogger WordGirl said...

LOL. Spot on.

7:59 AM  

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