Kids

We learned about Honnaka today, she said in the car.

What did you learn?

It's a holiday.

For who?

I don't know.

It's a Jewish holiday.

Oh right.

What do you do for Hannukah?

Light candles. On a - a - me-muh, a me-muh

A menorah?

Yeah, a mamura. And sing songs. How do you know? Are you Jewish?

No, hon. But lots of people are Jewish.

Who's Jewish?

Well, Ariel Sharon.

ARIEL is Jewish? Daddy she's a mermaid.

Mermaids can be Jewish. Well, maybe not; she does hang around with shellfish. Let's change the subject.

H/T: The Bleat