We learned about Honnaka today, she said in the car.
What did you learn?
It's a holiday.
I don't know.
It's a Jewish holiday.
What do you do for Hannukah?
Light candles. On a - a - me-muh, a me-muh
Yeah, a mamura. And sing songs. How do you know? Are you Jewish?
No, hon. But lots of people are Jewish.
Well, Ariel Sharon.
ARIEL is Jewish? Daddy she's a mermaid.
Mermaids can be Jewish. Well, maybe not; she does hang around with shellfish. Let's change the subject.
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