Saddam Hussein To Grow A Bit Taller Tonight

Stretched by the neck until dead, as it were.

The usual suspects on the Left will howl, of course, but then they deserve a bit of mourning considering the vast amount of sorrow borne by the victims of the mass murders, rapes, tortures, and mutilations their poor little buddy from Tikrit dished out over the years.

Don't call them unpatriotic, though---they just hate to see a fellow Bush-hater leave the ranks.