Processing Illegals At DMV-Like Efficiency Levels

That's the brilliant Bush amnesty plan:

Last month, President Bush signed off on a few dog-and-pony illegal immigrant employment raids. Whoop-de-doo. Politically expedient holiday gestures over, the White House is now back to work pushing its long-planned, massive alien amnesty. The state of the borders, green card process and entrance system for visitors and tourists? Porous. Chaotic. Understaffed. And overwhelmed.

But no matter. Mouthing his same old, bogus platitudes about the need to allow "undocumented workers" to do the job Americans won't do (never mind all those Americans who immediately lined up to apply for those meatpacking jobs after the December raids), Bush wants to pile millions of new "guest worker" illegal alien applicants onto the teetering homeland security bureaucracy.

Colorado Senator Wayne Allard (R-CO) (L) speaks to reporters following a meeting between U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff (2nd R) and other Senators on Capitol Hill in Washington January 22, 2007. The meeting was held to address last month's immigration raids on Swift and Company meat packing plants across several states. Also pictured are Sen. Norm Coleman (R-MN) (2nd L) and Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX). REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque (UNITED STATES) The results will be disastrous. What President Bush didn't mention in the State of the Union address is that every part of the current legal immigrant applicant machinery that would be tasked with implementing the "guest worker" illegal alien amnesty is backlogged and broken.

And when these newly-minted Americans go to the ballot box, will they vote GOP because of Dubya, or vote Democrat and thus vote themselves a whole new batch of free money taxed from the wallets of law-abiding Americans?

It takes real effort to be as dumb as Republican politicians are.