Saving the Planet One Catastrophically Stupid Policy at a Time

Two inconvenient truths exposing the idiocy of the enviro-Luddites:

1. The carbon footprint we're being asked to maintain by 2050 is less than America had in the colonial era (300 years ago).

2. The ethanol policy pushed by the Greens is starving poor people to death.

I've got a better idea to reduce the carbon footprint of the United States in a sane and painless way:

All you Greenies out there hold your breath. Don't stop. Ever.