Ten Better "Last Words" for Saddam

10. "I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me...."
9. "If the rope don't fit, you must acquit."
8. "This tie's a little tight, might I have another?"
7. "Please leave the rope to Woody Harrelson."
6. "'Tis a far, far better thing I do now than I have ever done...."
5. "Okay, okay---the WMD is lodged in my anus."
4. "I guess you can delete 'Blossom' from my TiVo To Do List now."
3. "You've got it all wrong---I told them to 'pass the curds'...."
2. "Tell Baghdad Bob the Americans are here after all."
1. "I'm finally going to be well-hung!"