Can't You Just Inject The Lard Directly Into My Ass?

That's right IHOP -- the chain we thought had sunk to a new low when they offered us filled French Toast -- have brought us some more lardy, calorie-laden, lawsuit-inducing badness.

BEHOLD THE POWER OF...

Fruit-topped funnel cake dusted with powedered sugar and dreched with fruit syrup!!!

I can feel my butt growing.